I've been here for too damn long

portvaillant:

captain america was bitten by a radioactive american 

millennial-review:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

classycarolinagirl:

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

amberisablacksheep:

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

puciboi:

slimetony:

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

what halsey song is this

trashboat:

trashboat:

trashboat:

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

think i might be lonely

uglyodd:

my brain in times of crisis:

flowerinaflame:

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs